Leroy's Heartbreak 7

Leroy was talking to his lawyer they'd write innapropriate comments on his interent pages that had been hacked into his computer by the assasains he said shrilly they'd sexually harass him as a child and mentally bring him down. My enemies protect me from them God there here for me and you. They keep trying to trip me for your power your majesty. The power of being dead while you are alive and walking. We'd better move fast General John Mackenzie our wives are waiting at home to leap into our arms. The General responded gruffly family to attend to eh my wife is tender eyed and loving very pleasant woman to be around very sweet voice how about yours. Leroy responded I only have a wife Iam amazed by her she turns my face red everytime I see her, you want to know a secret Iam planning a surprise for her a candlelight diner by the lake red roses scattered all around our picnic table. I actually met her on a place called Red rose Island. At night I gaze at my pillow and picture her there makes me homesick just the thought of being without her for a day till the day I die I cant take my eyes off of her. Leslie...Leslie you must have been the blond who started all blond jokes you silly thing. Well Leroy you moonwalk your way out of the room to get out of this one. Suppose I should I got the dartboard downstairs want to play cupid on Leroy's heart. They kissed romantically mmm.... yes said his wife. Leroy muttered under his breath Leslie... Leslie he opened his eyes and snapped out of the daydream. Dr Jones he thought we have a problem with heartbreak of a major long lost love Leslie...Leslie.